I'm really annoyed with the sun lately. if it doesn't start...

I'm really annoyed with the sun lately. if it doesn't start lowering its temperature in the next few months I'm going to riot. there are so many problems with this current sun. sure it appears every morning but it's basically on a gravitational gravy train. where are the results? look it's lighting things up but it's burning some crops. it's totally incompetent. and it's got nothing to do with the external environment because global warming isn't even relevant. in fact the sun should be making sure everything around it falls into place. everything needs to change for my benefit because I basically own the sun but I don't trust it to operate along the established laws of physics.

if the weather improves it's everything to do with me holding the sun accountable and you should be grateful. and if there are more problems it's not my problem. I made a lot of noise while everyone else just sat there.