Male cyclists should be banned from coffee shops as they intimidate customers with their loud abrasive behaviour as well as those ridiculous shorts stuffed with football socks in the front of their underpants. I don't know roads but what right have these GERMS to play chicken with me on the FOOTPATH. They come straight at you and you know who is going to move. Sometimes I feel like stiff arming them. But somehow they have more rights than ME the average punter walking along FOOTPATHS and I would be found guilty. Cyclists are aggressive non contributors to road upkeep but want more rights than motorist. Make em pay for the privilege.
