Apollo 14 Still writing the script goes something like this.
Mission control Houston - Apollo 14 you are scheduled to return in two days well done. Apollo 14 - Just checked window washer fluid is low could be a problem please send more on next shuttle. Mission control Houston (2 weeks and $10B later) should be all go go go Apollo 14 Ready to return? Apollo 14 - forgot to mention the windscreen wiper blades are also U/S better sort that one out too. Mission control Houston - That's going to take months Apollo 14 the wiper are specially made from rare titanium trioxide only found 6000m below seas off antartica. Apollo 14 that's OK we'll wait.
