Cartoon by Mark David? Looks like the guy works for the propaganda arm of the North Korean government. Or else he lived in a cave during the train wreck of the Rudd/Swan/Gillard years. Selective amnesia . . . sheeeesh!!
Oh, that's right, it's the humour forum. So:
There was a young sailor named Bates,
Who danced the fandango on skates,
He fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless,
And perfectly useless on dates.
