Here's a good Advert I've been planning:*Scene with a young...

Here's a good Advert I've been planning:

*Scene with a young teenager and his lover who's a 16 yr old crackwhore.

"I wanna drink some CitroFresh. It will cure cancer, give me a 16inch penis and provide me with protection against AIDS."

He starts getting it on with the crackwhore and she's like, "Hey, your saliva has cured my genital herpes and cured me from life issues like drugs and necrophillia".

Then an asian guy comes in and says something asianish, and says, "Hey! This special drink is helping me with SARS and my homework!"

CitroFresh, CitroFresh,CitroFresh,CitroFresh,CitroFresh,CitroFresh,
For the sexy mofo out there(copyright Rasafarian productions 2005)

*Warning, may cause birth defects and male pregnancies...


PS: I have that offer for CTFO on at .295..Someone please sell it to me :)