I'm considering contesting for the next Fed, page-2

BeachDingo its very simple you will need the donkey vote

So be very careful what you quote

You have to appeal those of low IQ

many of them could vote for you

If you play your cards right

And don't appear in public tight

You could really make it son

Once elected its loads of fun

Don't use big words they don't understand

Promise them free trips to Disneyland

These promises can be broken later on

They all do it ,its such a con

Once your in its open slather

Get all the perks you can gather