God is pretty smart. He makes it impossible to get into heaven, cause everyone is a sinner. and he flicks everyone off to Satan. the poor guy has to run around punishing everyone and keep the fires going!
Gods probably sitting back in his plush recliner chair, plotting the next disaster that will wipe out everyone, then start again. Don't think they'll go for the flood thing second time around. maybe religion against religion. mmmm.
