If you are recently married and your first Christmas is spending time between your family and the in-laws here a couple of trivia questions to break the ice at the boring dinner table.
1. What is the difference between a canape and an hors d'oeuvres.
2. With a double ender Manly ferry how do you tell the bow.
When you know the answers to these questions you have become enlightened , Grasshopper.
