improving the language used on hot copper

Dear HotCopperites

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation. Due to complaints received from some posters, who may be easily offended, this type of language may no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with other hotcopperites.

Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases is being provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b*itch.

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh--ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check your facts

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a s--t.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved.

INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF: This s--t won't work.

10) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

11) TRY SAYING: Excuse me.

INSTEAD OF: Eat s--t and die.

12) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: You are an ignorant moron.

15) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He's a p*rick.

Thank You,
Dave R.