in the nuthouse

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    In the Nuthouse

    A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are sitting in the garden of a psychiatric hospital.
    With nothing to do and completely bored the zoophile says:
    Why don’t we f a cat?


    Then the sadist says:
    Yeah, we’ll f*** a cat and then we’ll torture it!!!

    The murderer agrees,

    We’ll f*** a cat, torture it and then kill it!!!

    The necrophile says

    We’ll f*** a cat, torture it, kill it then f*** it again!!!

    The pyromaniac goes,
    We’ll f*** a cat, torture it, f*** it again and set on fire!!!

    There’s a sudden silence and they all look at the masochist and ask:
    You not saying anything???

    The masochist smiles and says:

    ”Meeeoww”
 
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