A Somali sheila arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia. She stops the first person she sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says "You're mistaken, I am from Ireland". She goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Australia. This one says "I no Australian, I Vietnamese". The new arrival walks further, and the next person she sees she stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Australia". This one puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iraq, I am not an Australian" She finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an Australian?" She says, "No, I am from New Zealand". So she is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Australians?"
The Kiwi sheila looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work."
