I had to have psychometric testing for a new job. Part of that...

I had to have psychometric testing for a new job.
Part of that was looking at inkblots and to say what I thought the inkblot represented.

The first one looked like a naked lady; and I said so.
The second one looked like two naked ladies having sex; and I said so.
The third one looked like three naked ladies having an orgy; and I said so.

The psychologist said I was too preoccupied with sex and I didn't get the job.

It wasn't fair. He was the one with the dirty pictures!