Dear Mrs Goldenchook, Whilst many here do sympathise with you....

Dear Mrs Goldenchook, Whilst many here do sympathise with you. We have all fallen for the same story that Goldenchook spun you...He told us the same thing.

He is an habitual BS'er.....

But we don't think he deserves to be henpecked by you.

And if you had followed the instructions on the ELOXIA tube your fat flabby thighs would hve been gone by now. And your Mastitis would have had a much lower SCC....

But what I can suggest to you , if you put him on EEA Red Blood Cell Booster, amd ENA phytate blocker you will get much more housework out of him...

And if he continues to be a pain in the ass, slap on an OXYPATCH...

This advise is probably not much use to you, but in my self pitying drunken stupor, its the best I could come up with.

Best wishes. Pigofsteel.