ipcc report: climate change felt 'on all conti, page-5

loric, you're just not being scientific about this - but then, if you've converted to the dark side you would have lost the ability to think logically.

Don't forget that all this warming is caused by CO2. The increased CO2 levels in the atmosphere will shift the CO2/O2 phase equilibrium in golfers' lungs meaning that they tire quicker. So although it might mean more golfers, the courses will have to be cut to 14 holes to cater for the lack of stamina so that actually less golf will be played.

This is the true tragedy of climate change.