I'm starting up a new Political Party. '2%' interest rates party. If you vote for my party then interest rates will be fixed at 2%, they will never go up or down.
One of our promises will be the ability of every Australian to loan $500,000 or more. With 2% rates you'll never have to wurry about paying the whole lot down.
We would also get a fleet of specially designed helecopters to drop money out of.
Were giving the Australian people what they want. Non of this moral ethical stuff. All we want is our suburban dream house, priced over $500,000 so we can all feel rich. Imagine what you can do with a credit card and 2% rates.............woohoooo.
