bruce come dip a naughty toe in wicked deeds what a laugh I did I dipped along with joe now I’m a criminarf
cripes! how uncool.... petty theft on neither side walks tall hey bud what’d they do ya for....grrr ... I vows to be a criminall
I was and ended up inside bail me to the narrow parf they did an now I goes ta church rehab for a crimilaugh
forgive me farver I ‘ave sinned I musta for I got caught redemption and forgiveness my son now I’m a criminought
thanks I have no sufferin or shame or guilt or ‘ate but just ta keep me ‘and in I nicks the collection plate
then me feet gets tangled an down ‘oly steps I fell sorry farver don't send me to joe in criminhell
I really ain’t meself right now I’m allergic to the ol bill unable to face a court a law cos I’m a criminill
last time bruce you were napoleon then the pope beatin on ya drum iatrogenics should be banned! ya said and doc lost his tenaculum he tranced and uninspecting re-ordered what was missed no mutiny no scrutiny from the criminologist but quick to call an officer morality! they insist
hey joe why am I back in ‘ere amongst you motley fold..... ya stepped on sensibilities ya mug in strivin' after gold aborted petty theft our rap we chronic criminold *
