re: another crusade.. god bless usa Tom, thanks, mate but I'd...

re: another crusade.. god bless usa Tom, thanks, mate but I'd rather pay you to understand my post.
As for my liking you to excrement, (forget the euphemisms, you're a real shlt!) let me remind you I'm a bloody good tailor of words and I'm sure this word fits your character to a T!

There's a rose just behind you. Look at it, touch it, smell it, rub a couple of its petals and smell it again, perhaps even put a bit of the crushed leaf in your mouth and taste it. There! Now you understood a bit (a tiny bit only!) of what a rose is really like. If you just walk by it and just let the corner of your eye catch some of it, you understood much less.

Get the point of this exercise?

Of course not!