Scott Morrison to Donald Trump“.........Sorry buddy, can’t help...

Scott Morrison to Donald Trump

“.........Sorry buddy, can’t help you.

The Subs aren’t working,

the supply ships are full of people,

the choppers are busy,

we’ve only got a couple of weeks fuel supply, so can’t runthe tanks,

those planes you sold us don’t work and you guys are alreadyusing the couple that do,

we’ve called up our reservists, but we need them to providebasic first aid and logistics,

we’ve got no water,

half our food supply has been wiped out,

anything that does work is owned by the Chinese, and theywon’t let us use it,

we’ve got a new security risk due to all the Muslims herewho sympathise with Iran,

we can’t make any new munitions ‘coz we got no power andeven if we did, we’ve got no factories,

the Greens are blocking every intersection in the country inprotest of climate change,

we’ve got no money,

we’ve sold all our mines,

we crushed all our guns,

none of the infrastructure is fit for purpose,

the Millennials don’t even know where Iran is,

we’ve been overrun by immigrants and closet terrorists

and everyone is taking the piss out of me!"