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BREAKING: THE NAMES OF THOSE WHO DIED ALONG WITH IRANIAN PRESIDENT RAISI IN HELICOPTER CRASH

1- Ayatollah Seyyed Ebrahim Rais al-Sadati
2- Ayatollah Seyyed Muhammad Ali Al-Hashem
3- Dr. Hossein Amirabdollahian
4- Dr. Malik Rahmati
5- Sardar Seyed Mehdi Mousavi
6- An Ansar al-Mahdi Corps (identity unknown)
7- Pilot (unknown identity)
8- The pilot's help, unknown identity)
9-Kruchev (unknown identity)

Last time I was on a chopper I was sitting on my helmet on my way to the airport to head back to the World in '70 - hoping some gooks round didn't give me a new one.