I remember a party soon after we got married with us blokes off to one side having a beer and someone told a joke and we all laughed, Mrs H asked what was so funny, and I couldn't tell her.
I can now: Captain Morgan was on the bridge, raising his skull and crossbones, calling to the merchantman to heave-to.
"If you're Capn. Morgan,where are your buccaneers" was the reply.
"Each side of my buccanhead" Morgan replied.
Note: We were married 53 years a fortnight ago. @Play2Win
