It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Paddy. At the assembly, the entire senior class stands up and shouts "Let Paddy graduate! Let Paddy graduate!" The principal agrees to give Paddy one last chance and asks, "If I have five apples in my right hand and five in my left hand, Paddy, how many apples do I have?" Paddy thought long and hard and then said: "Ten." And the entire senior class stood up and shouted, "Give Paddy another chance! Give Paddy another chance!"
