Sean calls the Irish Helpline Center and hears, "Hello, my name is Paddy. How can I help you?" The depressed voice on the other end speaks, "Hi Paddy, my name is Sean and I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. There are the usual signs, if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I try to stay awake but I usually fall asleep before she comes home. Anyway, last night about 2am, I was hiding behind the boat. When she finally came home, she got out of a stranger's car while buttoning her blouse. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Paddy, is that something I can weld myself, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"
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