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  1. dub
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    An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.


    'Twenty pounds' she whispers.



    Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.

    They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a Police Officer.

    'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop

    'I'm making love to me wife!,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed-

    'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

    'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!!'





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    Last edited by dub: 13/01/20
 
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