irish jokes st patricks day looming 17 march, page-20

Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.'

'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.

After shuffling buses around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What the hell are you doing? Have you not found one yet?'

'I can't find a No. 91'

'Are ya joking me ye tick sod. Take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the beach.