Here's one then to even the score bundyau...
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman took part in an international competition to see who had the greatest ability to endure foul smells. Each of them had to share a cage for as long as possible with an extremely smelly goat. The Irishman lasted three minutes, The Scotsman lasted four minutes. Then the Englishman went in - and after five minutes, The goat came out.
