Say to someone, "would you like to hear a knock knock joke?" If...

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    Say to someone, "would you like to hear a knock knock joke?" If they say yes (and unless you are asking some random person on the train this, they usually will) tell them to say to you "Knock knock".

    When they do, reply "Who's there?"

    Some people will not find that funny.

    These last two posts are rallypoint's fault. He demanded more jokes.
 
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