Irish Virgin Test Kit, page-21

Sorry, let me rephrase my last post for the benefit of some of the more sensitive posters.

I feel that I am not obliged to try to teach Ms Bandwagon to appreciate my sense of humour.

I feel that a shovel is a funnier punchline than using a phone to call a lawyer.

May my conception of a higher deity, which will in no way infringe on your conception of a higher deity or lack thereof, have mercy on your soul (or lack thereof).