is my husband an alcoholic?, page-88

Wine drinkers are so righteous. They measure their intake by the bottle with one no problem two ditto especially if shared.
Three shared still no problem just a bit naughty
well get around a bottle of good scotch and do 3 doubles that really by the poncey standard drink calc triples and be drinking alone or maybe with the wife/partner doing cask or vodka
or better joining in the whisky bottle cos she knows that mixing it with coke is only for the johnny walker red or the never to get onto again Bundy Rum.
Functional Drinkers not alcoholics, Functional in that they know never trust a non drinker , must have very suppressed psyches,something to hide never to let be all hung out, somewhat like men with beards!!

having my fourth 'double'
cheers