"Apparently Putin is a reptilian shape shifter, possibly from the planet Draco (unconfirmed). "
Well, Jessie, its undeniable that he's shifted some reptilian shapes in the form of ISIS cannibals into other shapes over there. (read: little scorched bits) .
Dont think he's from Draco, though.
He's doing a good job, we need more like him.....not like those mincing pansies that drop bombs where they wont hurt ISIS. tsk, tsk.