Yes, just around the corner in fact. So ironic. I tried calling...

Yes, just around the corner in fact. So ironic. I tried calling NETLINKZ to get the illusory "embedded device" with the software but after four phone calls I was repeatedly told by different receptionists that NET was not available and for me to leave a message!
It does not get any weirder than that. Why leave a message? Doesn't anyone else work in their head office? How do you fit four different receptionists in such as small residential terrace? Like I have concluded this is not a real company.