A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through
the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a
little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'
The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5.'
The Taliban shouted, 'Idi ot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need
water! I should kill you, but I must find water first.'
'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want
to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger
than that'. 'If you continue over that hill to the east for about two
miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water
you need. 'Shalom.'
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back.
'Your bloody brother won't let me in without a tie.'
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