Let's laugh! This is an adapted Scottish joke. The original butt was an Englishman.
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Scottish Highland burn.
The gamekeeper shouts, "Dinnae drink thon water, mun, it's foo o' boo's shite 'n' pish."
The man replies, "My good fellow, I'm a Lynas investor. Repeat that in English."
The gamekeeper replies, "I said use both hands – you'll lap up more that way."
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