there is only so much lipstick one can get a supply of to put on...

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    there is only so much lipstick one can get a supply of to put on the pig

    and he is a monster pig


    the way I see the 'fit and proper person thingy' is this -

    for the Donald to get a win there over Harris

    Donald would have to be riding about in his golf cart - alone, with the secret service watching through cameras ----------- and Donald would have to come onto a small child running away from a water hazard and a bloody big crocodile chasing the kiddy - and just about to swallow the kid - running along with jaws open about to snap

    and in flies the Don - leaping off the golf cart like superman swooping down - sweeps the kid out of the way
    belts the croc on his way through with a big karate kick - the croc gets bowled arse over head and donny races the kid back to the cart and they hurtle off to the Secret Service who stand clapping and singing the US anthem and chanting don, don, don, he's da man

    at the same time -------- Harris is photographed sucking on a bong half naked with 3 blokes also half naked in her office - with her knickers on the ground and an exhausted smile

    that - 'might' get the don over the line in the moral and hero race ------

    just

    otherwise ----------- he's buggered
 
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