The absurd thing you said was ''Hebrews ie Christians dispersed into Europe hundreds of years before Christ''
Do you see ''before Christ?'' That's what makes it absurd. Right up there with your ''the bible is a book of science that proves the existence of God scientifically,'' and your ''what we have written by the hand of Jesus himself.''
Give it up Mr rcman, you are no good at this. Take up knitting or something.