Well isn't he a nasty piece of work.
Condemns you with original sin the moment you are born because of some fictitious loose woman who ate an apple
Condemns you to mortal sin and consequently eternal punishment if you miss mass on sunday
Condemns you to mortal sin and consequently eternal punishment if you dabble in other gods (so much for free coice)
Condemns you to mortal sin and consequently eternal punishment if you have other idols
Condemns you to mortal sin and consequently eternal punishment if you hold his name in vain
Condemns you to mortal sin and consequently eternal punishment if you don't honour your parents
Condemns you to mortal sin and consequently eternal punishment if you have some nooky on the side
and the list goes on
God must have been a member of the Victorian ALP - maybe the founding member
