1)Shouldn’t the roof of your mouth actually be called the...

1)Shouldn’t the roof of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
2) I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
3) What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
4) How can you tell if a pig is hot? It’s bacon.
5) What happened at the French cheese factory that exploded? Debris everywhere!
6) I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
7) Age isn’t just a number—it’s a word.
8) Everyone knows Murphy’s Law, where “anything that can go wrong will go wrong.” But do you know Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
9) What do you call a cross between a joke and a rhetorical question?
10) How do you make a robot angry? Keep pushing his buttons.
11) She said she missed me. Normally that would be good, but she’s reloading.
12) What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? “Does this taste funny to you?”
13) I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy. I can’t even close my suitcase.
14) Two cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says.“Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
15) I’d love to share what made me laugh during the pandemic, but they’re all inside jokes.
16) What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment