I was in Amsterdam in 2006. My brother and I bought a large...

I was in Amsterdam in 2006. My brother and I bought a large chocolate bar infused with marijuana. In those days we could drink a significant amount of alcohol and still function. We drank copious amounts and ate chocolate. My arms and legs became really heavy and unresponsive. We headed back to our dodgy 100 euro a night hotel in the redlight district and flopped onto our respective beds. I woke up about 12 hours later having had the most restful sleep since I was a teenager. While I accept that it may not be fantastic for driving, you probably won't have a better sleep. Don't smoke it, eat it.

As an aside. In the interests of saving money, we often shared a hotel room and were often mistaken for a gay couple. We gave up denying it and instead took to blowing kisses at each other when paying for the room. Unlike Australia, the Europeans didn't give a shit. Anyhow, if I ever go gay, I'm pretty sure that I'll get someone better than my brother.