It was then I realised.., page-10

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    I went out with the previous bird, because I have only leg, any way I found someone on tinder, but her lips were vertical.
    I am no oil painting and we dated for a few months and moved in together, one night I got terribly drunk and she called me legless,
    I cant remember what I said but I woke up in hospital
 
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