Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates,...

Three Italian nuns

die and go to heaven.



At the

Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all

led such

exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go

back to earth

and be anyone you wish to be

The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia

Loren;'



And

*poof* she's gone.

The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof*

she's gone.



The

third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..'



St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he ask

'Sara

Pipalini,' replies the nun.



St. Peter

shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't

ring a

bell.'

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it

to St. Peter .

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He

hands it back to her and

says.



'No

sister, what the paper says is that the ' Sahara Pipeline' was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.'

If you laugh,

you're going straight to hell!