it's a mugs game !

No idea how true all this is, but if MRV was included it wouldn't look good either.


If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!

If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago,
you would have $33.00 today!

If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today!

BUT..... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for recycling....

YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!

BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO
DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!


AND,DID YOU KNOW...

A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!

Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!

THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ...... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.

MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE" DOESN'T IT?