its a new thread-week 2

Jed Clampett "hey Jethro,what you bin doin all week"---Jethro "i bin cleanin the ceeeeeeeement pond"Jed "what do you think bout them there Xstrata squirrels---they done gathering them Roseby nuts yet?"Jethro "I think they might be plumb tuckered out ----that tree trunk only 51% full" Jed "ok,ile get Elle-May to ask Granny"---"Elle-May "granny,you want any of them there Roseby nuts?" Granny "how much?" Elle-May "i think they is 49% left" Granny "49 per cent!---ile take 27 cents worth---thats my share---mumbles to herself---im gunna holdem till christmas---every man and his dawg gunna want em by then---reckon ile get pert near a dollar for em"
All this is said in jest----y'all come back now!