IVZ Share Price, page-22062

Be of good courage my feeble, suckling speculative stock investors.
For it is not until you are weary, broken and downtrodden to the point of physical despair that i will even consider reversing the downward trend of the stock you have clearly over invested in, seeking the hasty gains.
It is only when you have finally grown so tired of the morning routine of hoping for an announcement, that you no longer even bother to check, that I will consider releasing an announcement.
So for your own sake, go that place of despair. Make peace in your heart that you invested in the wrong stock, and then and only then will I consider blowing my gentle upwards winds of life and gains upon your bloodied chart.

- “The stock market”