James Bond walks into a bar (picture dinner suit, extreme self assurance). Immediately spies (see what I did there?) an attractive (sophisticated) woman sitting alone. He stands at the bar beside her and starts a conversation (goes well, but she is playing "challenge the alpha male"). He pointedly looks at his watch. "Need to be somewhere?" she asks. "Hmm? er, no it's a special watch that tells me important information about whomever I am standing next to" he replies. Smiling skeptically she asks "And what's it telling you about me? "Well, for example it says you're not wearing underwear" "Well it's wrong - because I am" she replies triumphantly.
Bond takes a slow and deliberate sip of his martini. Puts the glass down deliberately but slowly, holds her gaze for a few seconds, and says...
