Jan 1st 2015 article....oh how wrong he was., page-78

Hey @possum2 did you see this one today ? Certainly got my interest


At breakfast one morning a Dad and his 7 year old son were having the following conversation:

Son: "Daddy, what are those big round things on Mummy's chest?"

Dad: "They're balloons son.
When Mummy dies, I can blow them up and she will float to heaven."

Son: "Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday, and Mummy kept saying "Oh God, I'm coming, but she didn't float anywhere."

Now where did i leave those Balloons ?

Frank,
It wasn't me ! i didn't do it !