japanese banks in crisis

It just gets worse. I've now read that uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking sector:
In the last few days:

Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some branches.

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank has had to cut its staff in half.

Geisha bank has taken a bath.

Yakuza bank profits were gunned down.

Hari-Kari bank plummeted into the ground.

Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that shareholders will get a raw deal!