"After you have, ahem, finished, you push a button and a metal pipe comes out from the seat and then aims a jet of warm water at exactly the right spot. "
At "exactly the right spot", right. And if for some electronic or mechanical glitch it misses or overshoots the "right spot", you are rogered, or worse. We KNOW everything mechanical, electrical, electronic, malfunctions occasionally......and its not going to be near my "right spot". If I ever have to use one of them, I'm gonna stand on the seat.....
