jesus

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    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

    1. He called everyone brother.

    2. He liked Gospel.

    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business.

    2. He lived at home until he was 33.

    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with His hands.

    2. He had wine with His meals.

    3. He used olive oil.



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

    1. He never cut His hair.

    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

    3. He started a new religion.



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian

    1. He was at peace with nature.

    2. He ate a lot of fish.

    3. He talked about the Great Spirit.


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.

    2. He was always telling stories.

    3. He loved green pastures.


    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 arguments proving that Jesus
    was a woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
 
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