re: john howard had sex with my cat He told it it would save...

re: john howard had sex with my cat He told it it would save Australian cats everywhere if my puss would just put out. John Howard told my cat there are nasty dogs about, who don't play cricket, and don't go to church on Sunday, and who have shaggy dog beards. These dirty dogs attack peaceful law abiding muckraking cats outside of courthouses. Some of these cats then do a big write up about it in the newspapers they work for, just like ASIO taught them to.

John Howard screwed my cat. Don't let him near your pussy, as I think the whole thing is very fishy.