joke of the week

  1. 876 Posts.
    can someone remind me after you read the following how to get rid of the > sign in emails.
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    Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
    >> > >
    >> > > Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
    > difficult
    >> > > to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined
    the
    >> > > problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there
    was
    > no
    >> > > male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on
    their
    >> > > problem, the Zoo management noticed Kevin, a big Kiwi lad,
    > responsible
    >> > > for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
    >> > >
    >> > > Kevin, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be
    possessed
    >> > > with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the
    Zoo
    >> > > administrators thought they might have a solution. Kevin was
    > approached
    >> > > with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the
    gorilla
    > for
    >> > > $500?
    >> > >
    >> > > Kevin showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
    > matter
    >> > > over carefully. The following day, Kevin announced that he
    would
    > accept
    >> > > their offer, only under three conditions:
    >> > >
    >> > > "First," he said, "I don't want to have to
    kuss er."
    >> > >
    >> > > "Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus."
    >> > >
    >> > > The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so
    they
    > asked
    >> > > what was his third condition.
    >> > >
    >> > > "Wull," said Kevin, "You gotta give me another
    wik to come up with
    > the
    >> > > $500."
 
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