can someone remind me after you read the following how to get rid of the > sign in emails.
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Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
>> > >
>> > > Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
> difficult
>> > > to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined
the
>> > > problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there
was
> no
>> > > male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on
their
>> > > problem, the Zoo management noticed Kevin, a big Kiwi lad,
> responsible
>> > > for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
>> > >
>> > > Kevin, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be
possessed
>> > > with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the
Zoo
>> > > administrators thought they might have a solution. Kevin was
> approached
>> > > with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the
gorilla
> for
>> > > $500?
>> > >
>> > > Kevin showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
> matter
>> > > over carefully. The following day, Kevin announced that he
would
> accept
>> > > their offer, only under three conditions:
>> > >
>> > > "First," he said, "I don't want to have to
kuss er."
>> > >
>> > > "Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus."
>> > >
>> > > The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so
they
> asked
>> > > what was his third condition.
>> > >
>> > > "Wull," said Kevin, "You gotta give me another
wik to come up with
> the
>> > > $500."
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