can someone remind me after you read the following how to get rid of the > sign in emails. ###################################
Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla. >> > > >> > > Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and > difficult >> > > to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the >> > > problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there was > no >> > > male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their >> > > problem, the Zoo management noticed Kevin, a big Kiwi lad, > responsible >> > > for fixing the Zoo's machinery. >> > > >> > > Kevin, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed >> > > with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo >> > > administrators thought they might have a solution. Kevin was > approached >> > > with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla > for >> > > $500? >> > > >> > > Kevin showed some interest, but said he would have to think the > matter >> > > over carefully. The following day, Kevin announced that he would > accept >> > > their offer, only under three conditions: >> > > >> > > "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er." >> > > >> > > "Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus." >> > > >> > > The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they > asked >> > > what was his third condition. >> > > >> > > "Wull," said Kevin, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with > the >> > > $500."